Saint Patty's Day (1)
“Oh come on shut up… I’m not even Irish and I hate green… give me a break… leave me alone now…” says Alexandra Kelly Connors.
Alexandra is a 26 years old woman working as accountant in a big company here in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She has a fiancé named Brian O’Shea from an Irish family, he’s 20 years old only but he really loves Alexandra and proves to her every day he doesn’t care about money and loves only her but yet she doesn’t believe him and asks him proofs after proofs, he has never asked her to pay any fancy meals or pricey gifts, he pays her anything she wants.
And today he just asks her a favor… to be with him for Saint Patrick’s Day but she doesn’t want to make this effort even for him and so he’s desperate and his family sees it and decides to take action. Brian’s parents Siobhan and Patrick and Brian’s little brother Sean are on the way to Alexandra’s apartment, in their hands they have a huge pint of Guiness, some clothes and make-up to help making her more in the spirit.
Alexandra is still in office so it gives time to the O’Shea family to prepare her place and when they just add the last touch, Alexandra is coming home, she takes off her shoes and only then she realizes something is wrong as she sees the decoration and says: “Wh… what the fuck is that? Don’t tell me this moron came into my place to do this… oh my fuck… I’m gonna ditch him as soon as possible…”
And before she could add anything else she hears this: “Maybe before you do so… you should drink this pint of Guiness girly…”
She turns her head to see Brian’s family right in front of her and keeping her down the floor as they force her down the throat the pint of Guiness, the taste of beer and coffee makes Alexandra all nauseous… her head spins around but yet she’s not drunk or anything, her life, her ideas are still here but something has changed… she likes… no actually she loves Saint Patrick’s Day and shares it with her boyfriend and all family his and hers.
As her mind shifts, Brian’s parents undress Alexandra till naked to redress her with green thong and bra, black jeans and this funny cute t-shirt saying IF YOU PINCH ME I’LL PUNCH YOU, green socks and shoes.
When Alexandra takes back consciousness, she’s no longer in her house but in an Irish pub/restaurant, she feels a bit lost but rapidly she finds her smile back as she sees her boyfriend as she says: “Hello babe… happy Saint Patty’s Day…”
He laughs watching the t-shirt and kisses her as they pose together for these pictures with Brian’s family and later with her sister as she publishes the pictures and says:
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