Happy 4th of July (1)

“USA is the most decadent and most depraved country in the world, I’ve seen things you’d not believe and yet I saw it happening before my eyes. Don’t go there, that’s all people.” 

These few words are from Inge Bauman, a German woman in her late 50’s hating American culture. Yet she’s got a secret, she actually never went to the United States and today her secret is going to be revealed on her media. 

Inge is starting a live stream on her page when suddenly people invading her comment space saying she has never gone to the USA, that everything she says is a lie. At the beginning she manages to block the accounts until an official account of the US government cut her stream to say this: “Miss Bauman here has no idea of what is she talking about, she spreads lies to you and never went to USA, if we have bad people here, name a country where there’s none. She denied our invitation to come up and sees by herself our country is wonderful but today we’re going to show her the truth… End of transmission” 

After that, Inge lost her transmission, her blog is also shut down same for all her social media. Swearing on everything while she tries to restart her computer, Inge fails to notice that someone is behind her until she feels something stinging her neck and she hears those words before falling unconscious: “Welcome to the USA baby girl…” 

When she regains consciousness, Inge is naked and tied up revealing her aged body and suddenly someone appears out of dark with a smile: “Hello Inge… so you’re the famous critic of our American way of life? I must say I’m pretty disappointed… In your bio you said you were in your twenties but I can see you’re much older than that… don’t worry you’re going to be really in your twenties in few minutes… After I’m done with you… you’re going to sing… Party in the USA bitch…” 

Inge can’t say anything since her mouth is gagged with a funnel and tied to it, a huge bottle of Budweiser. A second after Inge feels the taste of beer on her tongue, it’s a taste she particularly hates and yet she drinks it and she can feel her body getting massive heat, it’s the beginning of her transformation: her body fat disappears her belly goes slimmer, same for her arms and legs, her body gets a lovely tan as tattoos appear out of nowhere on her body, her right arm, her ribcage, her navel gets a hole for a future piercing, same for her ears. Her face goes through a huge rejuvenation as her dark hair goes blonde and from short to very long, her dark eyes are now blue, her face is much cuter and younger like a babe barely in her twenties. Her mouth with plumped lips hides her pearly white teeth, her chest gains cute pair of B cup breast as her nipples are pierced ending her tiring transformation which drained all her energy. 

During this painful transformation, Inge feels a pair of earphones as she can hear the first words of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus 

I hopped off the plane at LAX 
With a dream and my cardigan 
Welcome to the land of fame excess (woah) 
Am I gonna fit in?

Her head goes heavy as her memories go fluster, she can see herself as a little blondie girl named Jenny Benson born July 4th 2004 so she turns 20 today and she loves sharing her birthday with Independence Day since she’s a very patriotic girl loving America soo much. Sine last year she works as server in a bar and each year for the 4th of July they love doing a bikini day at the bar so for Jenny it’s the occasion to show off her body and especially her butterfly tattoo and her piercing as well… 

At this moment, Jenny is dressed up with a cute sexy American flag bikini, an American flag bandana, socks and Stan Smith on her feet, some make-up and jewels to finish her outfit. 

When the song is finally over, Jenny wakes up, smiles to the woman she knows as her mom and also her manager in the bar. Later this afternoon while the rush from lunch is over, Jenny poses for a promo with a can of beer showing her cuteness and sexiness as she writes under the picture: 

Happy 4th of July folks. 
Come grab a Happy Dad beer with me. 
I’ll be behind bar till 10 pm. XoXo Jenny

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